Something Smooth

Something Smooth

Who is this smooth cat?

Something Smooth is a sparkling water made with real grapefruit and pineapple juice and a little bit of rosemary sugar. It's good. You should try it.

Available for pre-order now!

What's in this?

Mineral water, grapefruit juice, pineapple juice, rosemary sugar, grapefruit oleo citrate & sodium benzoate. 

What does this pair with?

Something Smooth pairs well with lighting some candles and pressing play on some delicious sax solos. 

Fun Fact

We almost didn't have the sax in our lives because the person who invented it, Adolphe Sax, was so accident prone as a child that neighbours referred to him as "the ghost child".

He survived several accidents including falling down three storeys of steps, a gunpowder explosion, swallowing a pin, nearly drowning and multiple poisonings. Whew.

Why are we telling you this? No reason, really. Not every "fun" fact needs a purpose!

Get it in a
  • gluten free
  • non-alcoholic
  • vegan
  • small batch
  • caffeine free
Buy our sparkling juice water!                   
  • Mineral Water.

    We use only the finest BC water.

    Our mineral water provides the base, body and a hint of saltiness to Somethings.

  • Real Juice.

    We use real fruit juice. We don't use "natural flavouring" or "essences", meaning that the flavours on the label actually match what's inside of the can (totally new concept!).

  • Sugar.

    Yes, we add a little bit of sugar.

    We do this so we can leave out the artificial sweeteners, while making sure they don't taste like ass.

It's good. You should try it.