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Something Civilized is a sparkling water made with real lemon juice, rooibos tea, vanilla and a little bit of sugar. It's good. You should try it.

Something Sophisticated

Rooibos Tea, vanilla & lemon.
What is this?

Something Sophisticated is a sparkling water made with real lemon juice, rooibos tea, vanilla and a little bit of sugar. It's good. You should try it.

What's in this?

Mineral water, rooibos tea, lemon juice, sugar, vanilla, citric acid & sodium benzoate.

What does this pair with?

Something Sophisticated pairs well with chandeliers and pressing play on a two hour long "Best of Bach" playlist on YouTube.

How do I get Something Sophisticated in my hand ASAP?

If you live in BC, you're off to a great start.

Order more than $70 worth of Something and we'll ship it to you for free. Order less than that, and shipping is only $10.

Do you live near Port Coquitlam? You're laughing. Local pick up is free.

Full details here.

Fun Fact

The largest tea bag in the world on record was manufactured by Ahmed Mohamed Saleh Baeshen in Saudi Arabia in 2014 and it weighed 551 pounds (13 feet tall and 10 feet wide) which is enough to brew 100,000 cups of tea!

What kind of tea was it? We could not find an ounce of information about this tea bag beyond what we already told you, but now you know that at least!

Get it in a
  • gluten free
  • non-alcoholic
  • vegan
  • small batch
  • caffeine free
Buy our sparkling juice water!                   

  • Mineral Water.

    We use only the finest BC water.

    Our mineral water provides the base, body and a hint of saltiness to Somethings.

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  • Real Juice.

    We use real fruit juice. We don't use "natural flavouring" or "essences", meaning that the flavours on the label actually match what's inside of the can (totally new concept!).

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  • Sugar.

    Yes, we add a little bit of sugar.

    We do this so we can leave out the artificial sweeteners, while making sure they don't taste like ass.

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It's good. You should try it.