Something Juicy is a sparkling water made with real blackberry and cranberry juice and a little bit of sugar. It's good. You should try it.

Something Juicy

Blackberry & cranberry.
What is this?

Something Juicy is a sparkling water made with real blackberry and cranberry juice and a little bit of sugar. 

Available for pre-order now!

What's in this?

Mineral water, blackberry juice, cranberry juice, sugar, orange oleo citrate & sodium benzoate.

What does this pair with?

Something Juicy pairs well with tossing a red shirt over a lamp and pressing play on some early aughts R&B. Also cheese and crackers.

Fun Fact

The Cranberries were originally named 'The Cranberry Saw Us' (as in "cranberry sauce") but when Dolores O'Riordan joined the band, she proposed that they shorten it.

Get it in a
  • gluten free
  • non-alcoholic
  • vegan
  • small batch
  • caffeine free
Buy our sparkling juice water!                   
  • Mineral Water.

    We use only the finest BC water.

    Our mineral water provides the base, body and a hint of saltiness to Somethings.

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  • Real Juice.

    We use real fruit juice. We don't use "natural flavouring" or "essences", meaning that the flavours on the label actually match what's inside of the can (totally new concept!).

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  • Sugar.

    Yes, we add a little bit of sugar.

    We do this so we can leave out the artificial sweeteners, while making sure they don't taste like ass.

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It's good. You should try it.